1. Garage Door Opener (Key Fob) - very handy.
  2. DustbusterTM - ironically sucks less than a garage door opener. And an Electrolux.
  3. Full Sized - for when the shit goes down.
  4. Ferengi Whip - because nothing screams "practical" like a whip-like projectile weapon.
  5. Echo Papa 607 - futuristic dildo.

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