An impression of special conscience. Based on the immortally deus ex machiney character of Kevin Uxbridge from the season three TNG episode "The Survivors." Ben and Adam perform impersonations of a gruff-voiced Kevin, accompanied by ice cream truck music (either the west coast's "Turkey in the Straw" or the Mister Softee ice cream truck song from the northeast). They frequently allude to Kevin's side business of making Real Dolls, in addition to his other assorted genocidal activities.
Ben briefly switched the format to a personal interview with Adam's Uxbridge impression, much to Adam's chagrin, but it has more lately been a free-for-all go to for moments of pod levity. Kevin is the most common impression go-to for our intrepid hosts, and there is no law to fit this crime.