An impression of special conscience. Based on the immortally deus ex machiney character Kevin Uxbridge from the season three episode "The Survivors", Ben and Adam often perform impersonations accompanied by ice cream truck music (of either the west coast's "Turkey in the Straw" swapped out with the Mister Softee ice cream truck song from the northeast), often making reference to Real Dolls or assorted genocidal activities. Ben briefly switched the format to a personal interview with Adam's Uxbridge impression, much to Adam's chagrin, but it has more lately been a free-for-all go to for moments of pod levity. Kevin is the most common impression go-to for our intrepid hosts, and there is no law to fit this crime.