A T-Shirt was based off this joke and is being sold as the official T-Shirt of the Premature Assimilation Tour.

Did your reality just get altered inconceivably? Has your perception of all that is true and good been turned upon its familiar head? Does the sight or sound of scissors make your mind reel without any logic or rationale? My friend, it's likely that you just got Schism'd. Coined from the Next Gen episode "Schisms" (said properly in a Kevin Uxbridge accent), during which several characters' realities are, in fact, Schism'd, Ben and Adam popularly reworked this noun into a verb, describing comedic moments of psychic upheaval, accompanied by the Moog-y synth bass drop intro of Ice T's "Colors".

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